Romantic Comedy
-
How to Piss Off A Dragon by JB Miller
Ever wonder how you get so deep into crap that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time.
Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhea pour forth.
In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I’m just guessing though.
I mean really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled, naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… “Gold is not comfortable,” I yelled aloud.
A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst.I digress; it is time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth…
Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon. Swear to Me: A Second Chance Mountain Man Romance by Lilian Monroe
She’s off-limits.
Completely, totally off-limits.
Our past has kept us apart for ten years, and now she’s back.
There’s no question about it: Off. Limits.So why does my heart beat faster whenever she’s near?
I’m supposed to be mad at her, but all I feel is the pulsing heat of desire. It’s is flooding my veins like a tidal wave, and I’m not sure I want it to stop.
I should stay away from her. I need to stay away from her.
What happens when I stop resisting this attraction, and I finally make her mine?
Swear to Me is Book 2 of the Clarke Brothers Series. It can be read on its own or with Book 1 of the series: Lie to Me. This steamy standalone mountain man romance includes exclusive bonus content. All of Lilian Monroe’s books have absolutely no cheating and a guaranteed happily ever after!
Say You Need Me by Carrie Lomax
She’s hit rock bottom…in Las Vegas.
Janelle Carlisle thought signing up to be a sugar baby would be a great way to pay down her student loans and prove she’s finally over her last boyfriend—two birds, one stone. But it all goes cockeyed. Now she’s sharing an undersized hotel room with one drool-worthy, ex-Army, IT security consultant, at least until she can get her ID back from the sugar daddy and her ass onto a plane back to Florida. She’s in no rush, though, if it means accomplishing at least one of her goals…He’s worth the gamble.
Despite her smart mouth and stupid plan, Trent Mason can tell that Janelle’s a good girl. She’s told him so. Repeatedly. But she’s not very convincing, coming onto him with a boldness he’d have expected from his last girlfriend, an adult film star. Trent’s determined to hide his past as a pro poker player and accidental porn actor, but he’ll tell Janelle the truth if it means scaring her off.It doesn’t. He’s not sorry about what happens next.
Win big or go home.
Trent has no intention of getting involved. Janelle’s not going away. Her new career puts them on a collision course with Trent’s past. He once gambled and lost everything—no way is he going all in on Janelle. Someone’s going to lose big—unless they can hit the jackpot together.(Book 2 of the Say You Will Series)
Say You’ll Stay by Carrie Lomax
A broken engagement.
Alyssa Carlisle arrives at her parent’s house in Florida nursing an unexpected heartbreak. She jumps at the chance for a no-strings-attached fling with the neighbors’ ridiculously sexy college-dropout-turned-real-estate-investor son. Marc’s hot—and every woman in Florida knows it. Half of them firsthand. Alyssa’s not immune; she just knows better than to expect anything beyond a hook-up. Once she set her sights on New York, she never looked back. Maybe once or twice, just to get a better glimpse of Marc’s butt. No harm in looking…An ill-advised fling.
Marc’s wanted his aloof, ambitious neighbor for years, but she’s been thousands of miles away chasing her dream. He almost gave up the fantasy when she brought home a rich fiancé. Now their engagement’s off, and Marc’s not about to pass up his chance. But how can he convince her to take him seriously—when Alyssa’s on the rebound and leaving in a week?A reality-TV-inspired dating contest.
An unexpected visit from Alyssa’s ex gives Marc the opportunity he needs—if he doesn’t mess it up. But Marc has a dream, too, one he’s worked toward for years. One of them will have to give. Blindsided by unexpected feelings, Marc and Alyssa fight for a future neither could have imagined. The Permanence of Pain by Desiree Lafawn
Two broken people don’t make a whole. But together, they might have a chance at redemption.
Regina O’Shea is used to being tested. As a talented salesperson and strong-willed woman in a male-dominated industry, she has to be prepared for whatever they throw at her. But losing her lover to her good friend and client is the one thing she never expected—and her walls start coming down. The pain cuts her deep. And when everything starts falling apart, she feels like a spectacle, while everyone around watches her crumble.
Beck Gallagher is a master of pain. A painter and tattoo artist, he makes his living memorializing the heartache of others. Beck has his own deep-rooted agony to deal with. But when he meets a broken young woman, the pain he lives with takes on a whole new meaning, and might be the one thing to save Regina from her own, or send her spiraling over the edge.
*This book has mature content and adult language*
Ride With Me by Ashley Hastings
A bad boy cop and a straight-laced student are about to go on the ride of their lives…
He’s the law, but she’s the one making the rules.
Graduate student Lucy wants order and predictability in her life. She always has a list to consult and a plan to execute.
Police officer Grayson wants to chase skirts and live free. He isn’t interested in being tied to one woman.
Until he meets her.
Lucy agrees to do ride alongs with Grayson as part of her thesis project, and all Grayson wants to do is handcuff her to his bed for a life sentence. Lucy isn’t so sure that Grayson fits her life plan.
Can Lucy resist Grayson’s arresting personality, or will Grayson be able to plead his case and make her his?
A Strange Affair by Brienne Dubh
She is struggling to fight her dark desires.
He is trying to fight his feelings.
Neither of them can fight their chemistryEllie Ré doesn't have time for men. They don't fit in with her career plan. She doesn't engage in flings or one night stands either, it's just not how she was raised. So when Aaron Strange enters her life she's thrown by her sudden dark desires. The feeling of wanting nothing other than to submit to this man terrifies her, but it excites her more. Will she give in to what feels right when she always thought it to be wrong?
Aaron Strange is happy at his new company. He can't get distracted here. He doesn't have time for emotional entanglements. But when he meets Ellie, something about her compels him to get closer. Is it because she refused him? Is it because she surprises him? Is it because he wants to possess her? Aaron finds himself wanting nothing more than to open her eyes to a world of pleasure and desire. But can he convince her to submit to the dark side and not fall for Ellie in the process.
This is a very spicy little Novella with a little humor and a lot of pleasure. Intended for 18 + readers.
Dating Daisy by Daisy Mae
What do you do when you’re a newly divorced 52 year old mother, keen for a second chance of romance? Why internet dating of course! Daisy Mae_224 embarks on the internet dating process with trepidation. Having not been on the dating scene for nearly 30 years, and with fairly rudimentary computer skills, she finds herself embroiled in a series of haphazard and hilarious situations.
Daisy keeps a diary of her internet dating life and reveals detail by detail, the ups and downs of her midlife dating extravaganza. Soon after starting out, Daisy realizes her true mission. With no past experience and no-one/nothing to guide her, she needs to produce – Internet Dating lessons. Read on to find out about PLONKERS, Muppets and MAWDs, and a whole host of amusing anecdotes, tips and ideas. Working by day as a Sexual Health doctor, the story as it unfolds contains accounts of Daisy’s clinical experiences with patients in the Sexual Health clinic.
She also reflects on her past life with Voldemort (the dreadful ex-husband). With advice and encouragement from Imogen, her 17 year old daughter, her surrogate parents known as the Amigos, with a big house and swanky swimming pool, her friend Pinkie and from Jeannie, her nonagenarian friend from the Nursing Home, Daisy resiliently persists in her quest to find a long term partner. This is a heartfelt story that will ring bells with anyone who has ended a long term relationship and now wants to find somebody new. It is humorously written, full of emails, poems, limericks, and even a recipe! Daisy can’t resist her pages of advice on topics like “Kissing” and “Anti-Snoring.” It is a unique and highly amusing book, which will make you laugh out loud! So read on and see. Will Dating Daisy find her “prairie vole?” Or will the whole process end in disaster?
The Right Way To Be Wrong by Tracy A. Ball
Being in love with Holden, one of the notorious Latche twins, has freed Cherry from her ghosts. Now, she wants to help everyone -with or without their consent. Her unyielding opinions influence every relationship on the Latche family farm. While her involvement may not always be welcome, at least her intentions are pure.
And that’s a problem.
Purity doesn’t work for Holden. Abstinence is not a part of his womanizing agenda. Besides, Cherry has two secrets too many as far as he is concerned. The lack of information about her family and her intimate exchanges with Eric– the other notorious Latche twin.
Don’t Mean a Thing by Renee Conoulty
Macie Harman finally found a career she loves as a member of the Royal Australian Air Force. Leaving behind her family, friends, and the life she knew, Macie has travelled to the other side of the country. In her new town, Macie joins a local swing dance group where she finds passion–on and off the dance floor. Macie thought she had taken the lead in her life, but what if life refuses to follow?
