How to Piss Off A Dragon by JB Miller
Ever wonder how you get so deep into crap that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time.
Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhea pour forth.
In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I’m just guessing though.
I mean really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled, naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… “Gold is not comfortable,” I yelled aloud.
A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst.
I digress; it is time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth…
Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon.
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J.B. Miller
Wife, Mother, and the crazy lady who hears voices in her head.
Born in the South, Ironically called North Carolina.
She Married a Highlander and moved to Scotland at the age of twenty-two against her mother's wishes.
Her family often bemoaned her inability to do anything "Normal."
She now makes her home in England with her husband, three children, cat, and dog.
Her favorite quote is," For fools rush in where angels fear to tread,"
Often she is the one saying it as she runs headlong at the front of the line.
You can find JB online and in the millions of social media around this interweb thingy.
She is always happy to hear from her readers.
Ps… Made a promise to myself. Being the mom of an ASD child, if I ever broke the Allstars.. lol yeah that's gonna happen. That bonus is going to charity. Here is the link, I don't have to get the sales, for you to donate! Help Children with Autism get the help they need! http://www.autism.org.uk/
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Ever wonder how you can get so deep into shit that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time.
Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter, and more often than not, I open my mouth and let the verbal diarrhea pour forth.
In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I'm just guessing though.
I mean, really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled and naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of fucking gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… "Gold is not fucking comfortable." A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst.
"Bastard," I snarled.
I digress. It’s time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth…
Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon.
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