• Werehipsters by Stikki Minaj

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    I was a lonely, curvaceous BBW at a boring 9-to-5.

    Leo and Zane were shifter billionaires looking for their mate.

    When Leo and Zane saw me, they knew that I was their soul mate. But could I stand their dark secret, an unspeakable curse they forever bear inside?

    WEREHIPSTERS. Get it before it’s hot.

  • Little Red Whore Hood by Burns Well

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    “Little Red Whore Hood” is a parody of “Little Red Riding Hood”. It might make you laugh, it will probably make you vomit, and it will definitely cause you to question your faith in humanity. If you’re a little bitch who throws temper tantrums when your weak grip on reality gets a good shake, or if fiction gets you flustered, then I’m afraid you’re too much of a pussy to be allowed to read this book. So please save your money, so you can go buy a dildo and fuck yourself with it. Thank you very, very much.