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Little Red Whore Hood by Burns Well

“Little Red Whore Hood” is a parody of “Little Red Riding Hood”. It might make you laugh, it will probably make you vomit, and it will definitely cause you to question your faith in humanity. If you’re a little bitch who throws temper tantrums when your weak grip on reality gets a good shake, or if fiction gets you flustered, then I’m afraid you’re too much of a pussy to be allowed to read this book. So please save your money, so you can go buy a dildo and fuck yourself with it. Thank you very, very much.

SKU: B00O2A09FA Category: Erotica Tags: Burns Well, comedy, funny, humor, Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Whore Hood, parody, Violence, Violent
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Not much is known about this author. Rumor has it that he wrote these books shortly before losing his mind. He now resides in an institution for the criminally insane at an undisclosed location. When he’s not writing books, he spends most of his time in a straight jacket.

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