Virtually Perfect by Sadie Mills
‘I’ll show you my darkroom…’
It’s all the way up there with “Come up and see my etchings” and Eve knew it.
Virtually Perfect is a dark romantic comedy novel set in Brighton, England, exploring the world of internet dating. Auctioneer, Evelyn Blake, needs a plus one for her colleagues’ wedding. No one likes rocking up to those things alone. Far from a bar bunny, she lands on an internet dating website. Amongst all the bare-chested mirror shots and men-with-no-neck, one dating profile stands out.
Shutterman has been single for a while (since walking in on his fiancée and best friend in the throes in his own bed). Years of hard work, one fluke Mont Blanc shot, and photographer Benjamin Macy finds himself catapulted to fame and fortune. Handsome, young, rich and accomplished, he’s the ultimate bachelor. Far from the smackheads and shootings of the Deptford tower block where he grew up, the past he tries so hard to hide.
Bubbling with humour, crackling with tension, sizzling with sex, from Brighton Pier to Iceland to the deserts of Saudi Arabia, Sadie Mills coaxes the reader into a web of intrigue, twisting and turning in a labyrinth of deceit. Sometimes sad, sometimes laugh-out-loud funny, by the time the fateful wedding day rolls around, she’ll have you on the edge of your seat.
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What inspired you to write your book?
My experiences of dabbling with online dating.
Here is a short sample from the book:
You can find all kinds of men on dating sites. Tall men, short men. Black men, white men. Bald men, fellas as hairy as a yeti. That’s right. We’re starting with looks, because that’s where it always starts.
Women complain about men objectifying us – making judgements based solely on our looks. The fact is we’re just as guilty, we’re just more subtle about it. Not to say you have to be Brad Pitt, but the sad truth is if you’re a Danny Devito messaging a Charlize Theron, no matter how witty your opening or fabulous your profile, when we say we’re going to catch you later, trust me on this one, we’re not.
The better looking he is, the more typos we’re willing to forgive. The more lame jokes we’re prepared to lol at. If the guy looks like Gerard Butler, who gives two hoots what the profile says? That is, if the guy really does look like Gerard Butler.
You’ll come across this after a quick lap of the internet dating circuit. People paint themselves in the best possible light. There’s nothing wrong with that, but it can be a very fine line between ‘accentuating the positives’ and telling an outright lie. That picture he posted, it’s ten years old. Damn, he looked good then. You think you’re meeting with Johnny Depp, and in walks Yule Brynner. He’ll have to rely on his scintillating conversation and wit from here on in, but hey, at least he got the date, and maybe, just maybe, he’ll win you over yet.
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