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About the author:
I would first and foremost like to thank everyone for taking the time to give my stories a chance. My goal is to take you out of your world, and all the stresses that go along with everyday life, and bring you into my world of romance and humor. I have a special weakness for hot alpha males and the feisty heroines who love them. Above all else, I hope you got a laugh out of my book. I aim to incorporate as much comedy into my romance as is humanly possible.
My professional biography is as follows (I’m not sure why it’s in the third person, evidently that’s the rule): Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
What inspired you to write your book?
I was in a contest to write a story involving unicorns.
Here is a short sample from the book:
I walked into the bar and took a quick look around, assessing the scene and being careful to choose among the buffet of eye candy that was available.
Not impressed at all so far. I can make out a few women standing over by the jukebox cackling like witches. It’s not the easiest maneuver in the world to insert yourself into the middle of a crowd and try to get one girl off to the side. Sure it can be done, but it takes too much effort and I don’t intend to spend all night in this shithole. My goal is to get in, pick a winner, get out, and then let the real fun begin.
For a Saturday night, this place isn’t very crowded. I might have to cross it off my list of favorite bars to get a quick piece of ass.
What have we here?
I just spotted a beauty sitting at the bar with her back to me. This could be risky because I can’t see her face. If I tap her on the shoulder and she looks like the identical twin of Frankenstein, I’ll just bail, apologize, and tell her I got her confused with someone else.
I sent up a silent prayer that this chick’s front is even half as solid as her backside. My future fuck buddy has long, straight snow-white hair that falls down her back leading right to an ass that I want to get to know better.
I’ve never seen a girl with such light colored hair before. She reminds me of that dragon bitch from the Game of Thrones. I’ve jerked off to her on more than one occasion. Maybe this beauty in front of me will agree to a little role playing.
Time to make my move.