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Unfortunately Human by Ryan Haynes

A struggling standup comedian wakes up with a lock on his neck. His head is frozen, completely paralyzed. His life spirals out of control as he falls deeper into madness and struggles to stay alive on the harsh streets of Hollywood…

An entire story written in real-time, the narrator is writing the story as it’s happening, not even he knows what’s going to happen next…

Unfortunately Human is a fast-paced survival story told with short brutally honest journal entries, a wild journey filled with madness, despair, love, sex, and heartbreak.

“A stunning, gritty, moving account. This has the ring of truth and a nightmarish reality that stays with the reader long after the last page is read.”

SKU: B00MRQJ5FG Category: Erotica Tag: Literary fiction
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Ryan Haynes began his career as a standup comedian and comedy writer for National Lampoon. But his life took a drastic turn when the extreme symptoms of an autoimmune disease left his entire spine fused. While struggling to stay alive, he devoted his life to studying and learning about health. He overcame the disease, and completely rebuilt his body. He returned to deliver the innovative novel, Unfortunately Human. He lives and writes in Los Angeles, where he is currently working on his next novel.

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A struggling standup comedian wakes up with a lock on his neck. His head is frozen, completely paralyzed. His life spirals out of control as he falls deeper into madness and struggles to stay alive on the harsh streets of Hollywood…
An entire story written in real-time, the narrator is writing the story as it’s happening, not even he knows what’s going to happen next…
Unfortunately Human is a fast-paced survival story told with short brutally honest journal entries, a wild journey filled with madness, despair, love, sex, and heartbreak.
“A stunning, gritty, moving account. This has the ring of truth and a nightmarish reality that stays with the reader long after the last page is read.”

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