Ting Tang Tony and the Tale of the Little Erection That Could by Kat DeSalle & Kristin Leigh Jones

G-Strings, fake bodies, what lubricant to use, and which angle looks best on camera, these are all things Tony knows. What he doesn’t know is how to pursue a real relationship, one outside the industry that’s making him retire and leaving him behind. Tony DiMarco, aka Ting Tang Tony, made a big name for himself– regardless of being small–in an industry where size truly does matter. He’s had a long career hiding behind a camera lens where his shortcomings didn’t affect him at all. At 38 he’s forced to find a real life where hopefully size doesn’t matter. The last place he thought his life would change is in Florida.

Tripping over the gorgeous and upstanding, Emily Grant, snaps him out of the pity-pot he is just about to take a bath in. However, having never dated outside the industry has him second-guessing everything. How would someone possibly want his “little engine that could”? Can Tony open up about his playboy-style career, and more importantly, can he overcome the insecurities that he’s shoved aside his whole life?

Tony’s got his work cut out for him, he needs to penetrate the walls Emily’s built to protect herself and her own insecurities. Will she be able to handle Tony’s crazy double life he’s trying to hide from her, the one he lives back home in L.A.? There’s a small chance it might work, that it might fit—something Tony certainly isn’t used to. This may be his one opportunity to find that missing puzzle piece he’s only been able to fantasize about.

The whirlwind journey these two set out on will keep you rooting for the underdogs, and teach you that it’s not always the size of the package that’s important—it’s what’s inside that matters most.

SKU: B00NPKYYIG Category: Romance Tags: .99 cents, free with kindle unlimited, Kat DeSalle, Kristin Leigh Jones, romantic comedy, Sale

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About the author:

Kristin is very thankful to have found another half of her brain in her dear friend Kat. Who, might be thousands of miles away, is never farther than a text or a phone call. Together they make up the dynamic duo writing and producing the hilariously romantic and sexy “Has-Been Series”.

What inspired you to write your book?

A hilarious story idea that morphed into a brilliant and romantic love story then evolved into, what will be, an 8 book series. Currently books 1 & 2 are out and will follow four men’s lives as they work and/or retire from the pornography industry and deal with the hand life gave them.

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I wasn’t in any way fazed and I was more than intrigued to know more about her. “Well, I can relate, I didn’t end up following any path I thought I would.” Shit, why did I say that? I so didn’t want to get into what I did for a living— I quickly added, “And for the record, I can’t believe you haven’t dated much. From what I’ve seen, you’re quite the catch Emmy.” I let out a breath. Good cover, Tony.
She blushed, and my misdirection tactic worked. Good. I kept going, “In fact, you’ve pretty much blown me away. And if we’re being honest here, I haven’t really done the dating thing either.”
She looked up. “Oh come on, I don’t believe that for a minute, you probably have women all over you.”
I laughed, but it was full of dryness. “Yeah, well, they aren’t ones that I could ever settle down with. No one like you, you’re different.”
She turned her head away and looked down swirling the wine glass in her hand again. “I’m not like other women, Tony. I’m broken …” Her voice was small, almost whispering the last words. Her finger stroked the rim of glass as if searching out comfort.
“Aren’t we all, Emmy?”
She looked up almost surprised and shook her head trying to convince me. “No, you don’t understand …”
I interrupted and strode around the counter to her side. “Hush,” I put my finger up to her sweet lips, they were softer than I expected. The need to touch her was overwhelming. “You’re perfectly imperfect, just like me and everyone else in this world. But, sometimes it just takes one person to have that missing piece, and you find that you actually fit together. In every way.”