The Fucking Time Machine and the Titanic by NIn Cox
College roommates, Chuck and Sam are best friends and kind of an odd couple. Chuck is a physics major and a big nerd. Sam is the opposite, a lacrosse-playing ladies’ man with sexy muscles.
After drinking magic mushroom tea at a hippie sex party, Chuck has a dream that he is fucking a beautiful blue skinned alien with hypnotic eyes and tits to die for. When he wakes up he has new insight into the physics behind quantum mechanics and time travel.
Chuck researches the equations from his dream at the library and tracks down a mysterious ancient scepter which allows them to time travel.
In a stroke of genius, they decide to travel through time to the night the Titanic sank, so they can be on a sweet boat and bang women who were going to die anyway.
When they loose the magic scepter, they may be going down with the ship. Their dicks may have got the best of them in this sexy adventure.
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About the author:
Nin Cox is the author of 3 collections of erotic short fiction as well as The Fucking Time Machine Series. She lives in Palo Alto with her husband and children.
What inspired you to write your book?
Time travel and sex
Here is a short sample from the book:
In his dream, he was working in the physics lab writing out equations like any normal evening when he would do schoolwork. But what was different was that everyone was naked and the lab was full of stunningly hot naked alien girls with different colored skin, elf ears, and gigantic breasts. Their giant eyes were shiny and hypnotizing, so that when Chuck looked up excitedly from what he could tell was a very complex formula he was writing, he couldn’t look away from a pair of bright green enormous alien eyes. They seemed to transmit information as they burned into his, intoxicating him so that he felt an intense sexual energy flowing through him, it was like the intense orgasm he had just experienced, a pulsing electric pleasure surging, but just less intense, and instead of running through him and out his penis, the feeling emanated from his center and came out of his fingers and toes and eyes and mouth so that it felt like he was cumming all over, especially through his eyes. Flashes of every conceivable sex act seemed available to his imagination so that they were all happening at once, all with this irresistible alien girl with enormous blue tits bouncing, her soft skin against his. It was another blur of imagery and pleasure.
Then it seemed that along with the sexual energy and blissful sensations came waves of information. At first, it seemed just a strange trickle of gibberish, like a competing dream of the physics formulas floating up from Chuck’s page. But then he realized they were coming to him through the tantalizing eyes of the sexy alien. It was difficult to pay attention to the symbols flowing through his mind when he was experiencing so many other sensations, but they became more and more prominent and visible, like they were imprinted on Chuck’s mind, or he could read them in the air around the alien girl. Then it seemed as though the equations were attached to physical feelings so that as they flowed into Chuck he writhed with pleasure, experiencing the mathematical formulas in a way he’d never imagined before. And then there was a repeating sequence of complex but elegant mathematics that felt like an orgasm each time it repeated. It came over and over again. Chuck shook and vibrated on a spiritual frequency of elation and bliss. He was at the complete mercy of the alien girl who showed him worlds of never-ending joy and stimulating sensations and the same formula over and over. He came again and again, in every way possible. Her swollen tits and tiny waist and perfect ass. All covered in cum simultaneously and over and over. She swallowed and it kept cumming. And he memorized the formula.
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