Rumpledforeskin by Burns Well
Rumpledforeskin is an adult parody of the popular fairy tale “Rumpelstiltskin.” This story is not meant to be read by humans or those of you who are offended by anything. Do not try this at home. The author takes absolutely no responsibility for the contents of this book.
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About the author:
Not much is known about the author. Rumor has it that he wrote these stories shortly before losing his mind. He now resides in an institution for the criminally insane at an undisclosed location. When he’s not writing books, he spends most of his time in a straight jacket.
What inspired you to write your book?
I was inspired by the Rumpelstiltskin fairy-tale.
Here is a short sample from the book:
I was searching the woods all night, and just as the sun was rising, I came upon a queer little house in a clearing. There was a queer little man dancing around gayly, singing “I love men, I love men. ‘Cause my name is Rumpledforeskin.”
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