Limo Bill the Undercover Assassin by Bill Ames
Limo Bill the Undercover Assassin by Bill Ames is an adult fiction novel. The main character is a paid assassin with a cover job driving a Limo in Myrtle Beach. Plenty of Limo stories, Assassin stories, Party stories, Sex stories and Romance. Get inside Limo Bill’s head as he narrates his thoughts about his business partner, friend and lover, Annie, his very sexy life partner and stripper and the stories he tells with wild imagination that’s over the top at times. Hang on for an insane ride to ridiculousness
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Invasion of Privacy
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The Show
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Carl and Tabitha
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Tag, You’re It!
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Before They Come Back
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Justin’s Love
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Ronnie and the Smoke Bomb.
I didn’t tell Ronnie the police had found him sitting on the curb near the car, crying. They said he was sitting there mumbling, “It’s only a smoke bomb.”
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