Astrologer is the dumped girl’s best friend by J.Lov
***INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS***
MESSAGE FROM THE AUTHOR:
”In my rising career as an astrologer,I heard a lot of incredible stories, from many desperate women.I am planing to reveal a good number of these funny adventures.
You better be careful! Love can make a fool even of you.”J.Lov
“Ok, so listen carefully now. The best friend of the man is not the dog. It’s his penis. So never say something critical about his best friend. You will put yourself in a situation between two old friends, and he will not choose you. If you manage to become very good friend with his penis, the man will cherish you. He will reward you, he will always ask about you. I will give you some tricks how to strongly attract the interest of his best friend.” She took a sip.
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Love fulfills it”
What inspired you to write your book?
the love life of my friends
Here is a short sample from the book:
“Yes, Ladies, the free will is also a part of the astrology and I have a big surprise for you! I have someone that will teach you to something very, very precious. For the very first time and in exclusivity only for you, she will reveal the real secret how to find, make in love, and hold a man! And not only this, but how to marry a millionaire!”
I barely finished my phrase and the two hundred and fifty women got wild from excitement .They stood up applauding and shouting “bring it, bring it, bring it”. I had the impression to participate in a one of those hysterical fanatical TV shows where a Christian priest performs miracles on the stage.
“Ladies, ladies,…your attention please! Please calm down..” .They regained their sits and I continued.
“Alright…Thank you. Now……Who are those women? Where are they coming from? How they managed to marry a billionaire, a magnate, a millionaire, a baron, a count, your boss or stool your husband. They are everywhere. In every country populated with rich men. Everywhere they go, they are always on the first row .Who are they? I will tell you! They are Russians women”
The hall was refilled with a noise again and I overheard words as ‘’right”, “true”, “yes” coming from the first rows.
“Ladies…, our guest lecturer married not only one but three millionaires! Please, welcome the Queen of the bitches. The amazing Tatyana Medvedeva, countess of Portland!” I turned back and made a sign to Melody to switch off the lightening. The hall plunged into darkness and I pushed the ‘play’ on the stereo at the desk.
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