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  • The Sinister Urge by Frances Newton

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    What if you had a secret? An irresistible urge?

    Delve backstage and into the private lives of popular rock band, Lilli and the Munsterz. Returning to the music world after a turbulent split from her former band, Lilli Morgan has risen like a phoenix and has the industry at her feet.

    “Before the split, it was: ‘Lilli? Everyone always wants to know if there has ever been anything romantic between Adam and you?’
    ‘No not at all. I’m quite content being young, free, and single,’ was my standard reply.
    Now it’s: ‘A special man in my life? No, I’m very happy being single. No time for all that.’ I’ve been peddling that line for years and it’s never failed me.
    Problem is, I do have a special man in my life. A wonderful perfect man … It’s just a question of keeping it a secret. But for how long?”

  • A Brush With Fame by Melinda Hazen

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    What if by chance you met a famous person? And he wants you.

    Makeup artist Rafaella Hamilton accepts a one-day sub position on a Hollywood movie set. When a stranger returns a pen she drops, she doesn’t realize she’s met and mistaken for a member of the crew the lead of the movie, British heartthrob Evan Hutchinson.

    As the pair continue to see each throughout the day, Evan finds himself increasingly intrigued. Rafaella’s pretty, likable, and has made him laugh. And now he wants to know more. But she won’t be back tomorrow—unless Evan can make sure she will.

    An unusual job offer is extended to Rafaella to finish out the film as Evan’s personal makeup artist. The opportunity promises to provide much alone time for the two to become acquainted. Rafaella sees Evan as charming, personable, and funny—unlike most actors she’s come across—and now, apparently interested in her. Is there hope for love and a happily ever after in Evan’s A-list world?

    Their love story is sweet but entails drama beyond what the couple can foresee.

  • Kyle The Order’s Warden by E.Zani

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    A fantasy story on how a poor peasant become a well-known warden.

    What is a Warden, you ask?

    For a warden, they could buy anything they want.

    For a warden, their strength is higher compare to any magician and knight.

    For a warden, their existence is higher compare to any noble.

    And he, Kyle, a commoner without money, without fame, without family.

    For him, becoming a soldier is more than enough.

    As he is too broke, and he already tired living a poor life.

    And one day, someone gave him a chance.

    “Do you want to be a Warden?” he said.

    Damn if I don’t.

    One day, this town will recognize me, and be proud of me.

    But every opportunity will come with a test.

    And the greater the opportunity, the harder the test.

    He will scream. He will cried. He will bleed. He will be broken.

    But he will never said, “I gave up.”

    As that will lead him to his past life. A life without hope, dreams and ambition.

    P.s: If you guys want to read a genius protagonist, not some perfect Mc that always win. Or some loser Mc that is weak and always give excuse in doing something. Check out my fiction. Mc that will used all that he had to gain something.

  • Instant Whips and Dream Toppings: A true-life dom rom com by Jacky Donovan

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    What happens when you swap business suits for kinky boots?

    An MP with a choux fetish. A Paddington Bear with a penchant for pinnies. A squirming Batman in baggy blue Batpants.

    When Jacky meets Max she discovers desires she didn’t know she had, from luscious lesbians and ménages à trois to the tantalising thrill of control.

    With the power of her sexuality unleashed, Jacky transforms into Mistress Kimberley, a high-class, highly in demand temptress in command of her very own dungeon.

    Soon she is up to her black-leather basque in a wickedly delicious assortment of men and women and their bizarre and risqué fantasies.

    From mouth gags to witty gags, Instant Whips and Dream Toppings is a true-life rollercoaster of love, power and laughter that will leave you begging for more.

  • 30 B4 30? by Kelly Harrison

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    With her 30th birthday galloping towards her, C (only a select few call her Cordelia) wonders if she can get to her significant birthday without any more notches on the bed post. Her aim is not to hit 30 lovers before she reaches the age of 30.

    C looks back on the men she has met and how her relationships (and sex) have shaped her as a woman, from growing up in the home counties, to her university years in Leeds and Paris, to travelling the world. C drinks too much, parties too hard and has probably had too many lovers – but has had lots of fun doing it!

    But might any of these men have been ‘the one’? Has C let Mr Right slip through her fingers? And is it too late to do anything about it?

    30 B4 30? is a humorous look at one woman's adventures as she careers slightly out of control towards the big three-oh.

  • Thirty Days Have September by Bibi Paterson

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    Set in London and Brighton, Thirty Days is a fabulously provocative romance that gives you a very steamy love affair between a hot guy and an unsure heroine, baked goods and some rather unexpected twists and turns along the way.

    “I try to think of what I felt like before I met Taylor, but it is as if that girl no longer exists.”

    Shy and unassuming, Abigail James loves to bake. She dreams of opening her own dessert café but instead she spends her days working as a data analyst and sneaking in her cakes as the company’s ‘diet assassin’ on the side. Taylor Hudson, the enigmatic owner of Hudson International, has been captivated by Abby’s innocence and quiet charm since the day she started working for the company. However, his history with women is marred by personal circumstances and he has vowed to stay away.

    A chance meeting sees Abby’s world turned upside down when, drawn in by Taylor’s chocolate brown eyes and unexpected kindness, she starts on a journey of attraction that will see her heart and soul laid bare. While their attraction is mutual, both Abby and Taylor have their own inner demons that they need to overcome if their relationship can move forward for them to find their own happily ever after.

    Due to the nature of the content this book is intended for mature audiences.

  • Fame Games- The Escape by Ali Stetson

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    Lahnna Kris is a world famous pop star but with her 30th birthday fast approaching and, as she stands on the brink of a year off, it’s time for her to re-think her life plan. Back home in England, surrounded by her family, she begins to re-acquaint herself with old friends and their ‘real life’ problems and realises that she too needs to start laying down some roots. The problem that Lahnna faces is, ‘how do you quit a job, when you are your job’?

    Having seen many celebrities attempt the retreat from fame only to end up drawing more attention to themselves, Lahnna concocts a plan that will not only see her stepping out of the spotlight but see Stacey, her body double, stepping firmly into it.

  • The Love Spell by Heath Buckley

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    Take four modern day Wicca witches, a new neighbour with marriage difficulties, an unspoken affair and a triple strength customised spell that goes wildly out of control and you have the ingredients for a funny, fast paced drama comedy called ‘The Love Spell’ from local writer Heath Buckley.

    Marjorie, Anita, Francis and Dorothy are four best friends who share a secret; they are modern day witches and the leaders of a coven in the leafy London suburb of Oak Dale.

    With a major festival approaching, their lives are turned upside down with the arrival of new neighbours who present them with a dilemma that will change everything.

    The women have an incident in the past to atone for and so they decide to act the only way they know how with unexpected consequences that will touch them all.

    As if that was not enough they must resolve the situation before Halloween and stop a national newspaper reporter from exposing them all in this hilarious tale of friendship, redemption and above all, love.