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  • WAR: Horseman of the Apocalypse – Love Blooms Eternal by Jeff Fuell

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    The mighty Horseman WAR has been feeling restless of late, a strange beckoning that he cannot explain seemingly calling out to him. Feeling the need to find the answer to this sensation he decides to journey to Earth in mortal form, all the while being exposed to one strange and humorous adventure after another as he tries to adjust to life as a human being. While there he experiences an overwhelming attraction to one woman. He soon finds out that she was his soul mate in a previous life… before he was chosen by God to take on the mantle of WAR, one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse and one of the most feared and respected entities in the cosmos. Now, he must make a decision – will he continue to serve out the rest of his existence as the immortal Horseman, or will he choose to sacrifice everything in order to be with his true love once again?

  • Across Time by Jeff Fuell

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    A time travel story that will stay with you forever… True love and friendship has no boundaries, even across time. Christopher and Susan are two teens who are best friends – one a talented guitarist with dreams of attending Julliard and the other a talented young writer who accidentally travel back to the year 1963. There they fall deeply in love and have to make a decision; do they stay with those they love and care about or return home while they still have a chance? But if only one of them returns, how will that change the timeline? Will their entire lives be changed for the better or for the worse? Will their dreams still come true? And will they meet up together later in time?

    From the author: Books come about in different ways. For this book the first thing that came to mind was the ending – two teenagers go on a time travel adventure and only one of them returns to their own time and they meet up again, one of them now obviously decades older. That was it. A week later the rest of the idea popped into my head one day out of the blue and I had my story. I knew who these characters were, what their goals were, everything. One of my favorite movies is “Somewhere in Time,” which is another time travel story. I wanted to try and capture the magic and emotion of that movie in this book. Hopefully, I have succeeded.

  • The Perfect Woman by Jeff Fuell

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    In the future true love is something that can be created to a person’s specifications. Meet Denise Merritt – the perfect woman. She is beautiful, caring, emotional, sensitive, smart, friendly, and has the best personality a person could possibly have. She is also not real. Denise is an android (model) who was made for Steven Adams, who wants to spend the rest of his life with someone special. Once he finally meets her, he had hoped to live out the rest of his life with the only person in the world he truly loves, but he gets swept into an unwelcome adventure when he finds out that certain other models in the world have gone rogue and he must work with the creator’s daughter – the only other person in the world who knows what is happening – to stop a global takeover and the extermination of the human race. What happens is a race against time and, at the end, Steven must make a choice. Does he choose to put a halt to the subtle takeover that the models are implementing at the risk of also destroying the only woman he has ever loved, or is there another answer?

    From the author: Most people, male and female have often wondered what it would be like to create their perfect mate for various reasons. This has been a fantasy for as long as there have been men and women walking the earth. I really wanted to answer that question and see what it might be like while striving to make the fantasy as believable as possible.

  • Fighting Mad by Kathy Bryson

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    Laid off from her job at the bank, Carla turns to her friends for support only to find they’re more concerned about their jobs. The one person she can count on is local bartender Murphy, but what kind of example is that to set for her daughters? Having learned the hard way, Carla’s not depending on any man, even if he is cute, charming, very kind, and some kind of leprechaun?

    Murphy is used to sneers. Clurichauns are the redheaded stepchildren of the leprechaun world and then there are the late-night throw-downs at his bar. What he wants, however, is to protect the dainty little mom who ogles him when she thinks no one’s looking. He knows she’s fighting overwhelming odds, but she’ll need more than bravery when the conflict between the King and Queen of the Fairies becomes outright civil war!

  • Sex, Lies, and Cruising by Cathryn Chapman

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    “BRIDGET JONES’ DIARY meets SEX AND THE CITY, on board THE LOVE BOAT” Herald Sun Newspaper

    “The perfect holiday or weekend read. Sexy, funny, well-rounded story with character, humour and plot.” Dave Monk, Deputy Editor, Metro Newspaper London

    Exotic locations, sexy men, and crazy crew parties… Ellie has her dream job… or does she?

    When Ellie’s fiancé cheats on her with a younger, slimmer, blonde from the office, she boots him out of her life and finds solace in a fabulous photography job aboard a Caribbean cruise ship. Twenty-four hours on board and she’s already shagged her sexy Texan colleague, who happens to love her muffin-top. Unfortunately he’s leaving in a week, and his ex-girlfriend, a hot-headed Brazilian with stripper moves right out of the 90s and a talent for stealing boyfriends, is still on board and out for revenge.

    Ellie must work out how to deal with the loco ex, sort the lying scumbags from the good guys, and figure out how many crew members in a cabin it takes before officially becoming group sex. Who the hell knows? (It’s five, actually.) It’s a world completely unlike the one she left behind, but as she tries to find her place on board, Ellie discovers laughter and tears in equal measure. And in the midst of the craziness, she realises the greatest thing this lifestyle change has given her is the chance to rediscover herself.

  • Breaching His Defenses by Allyson Lindt

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    What happens in Vegas… Can break hearts and destroy careers.

    Years ago, heartbreak corrupted Jared Tippins’s outlook on love. He spun the betrayal into a rapid climb up the corporate ladder, and swore off any relationship with a morning after. Luckily, the playful siren who rescues him from singing a duet alone in a karaoke bar doesn’t want anything long term.

    If only he could stop fantasizing about ways to make her moan. Sure, she could’ve mentioned he works for the competition. At least she’s not behind the security concerns that have plagued his company for almost six months.

    If she were, he’d be screwed on a whole new level.

  • Unfinished: A First Love, Second Chance Romance by Susan Hammond

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    Nicole Chandler was seventeen the summer she fell in love with Jake Evans, the sexy, smart, rough-around-the-edges mechanic who knew more of the dark side of life than any kid ever should.

    Nicole was a sunshine Jake had never known—feisty, brave, funny. Definitely sexy. And she believed in him as no one ever had and made him laugh as though life might turn out okay. When the summer ended, Niki held his heart.

    Then she broke it.

    Secrets, misunderstanding—mistakes they both made—sent their lives on different paths, their story unfinished. But twenty-three years later, they still remember. Yet when they meet again, forgiving is one thing; forgetting is another.

    Young love is fragile, but with histories and exes and families, grown-up love is messy. And while building trust is hard, rebuilding what was shattered may be impossible.

  • Boss With Benefits by Lelani Black

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    Enjoy this hot and spicy laugh-out-loud office romance with story, heart, and womp-womp!

    Blurb:

    The island’s hottest bachelor is driving Keely up the wall.

    Jack Sloane is driven, demanding, and he goes through women like Keely goes through a box of chocolates. He’s also her boss – a delectable dynamo of a man who can be thoughtful and generous when he wants something. And he wants her sister; Lei. Sweet, sexy Lei whose laid-back, bohemian ways have captured the elusive bachelor’s interest.

    Can arranging a hook-up between her sister and her boss finally cure Keely of her secret crush on the man?

    5 Star VineVoice ~ 5 Hearts The Romance Studio ~ Also in Audiobook

  • S.L. Carpenter’s Big Book of Lust by S.L. Carpenter

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    50 short stories revealing the humor and twisted craziness of life, love, lust and the pursuit of happiness. S.L. Carpenter goes where few have dared go – into the bedrooms, the dreams and the private fantasies of everyday people and makes us laugh at what he finds there. These stories are short, funny and occasionally poignant. Most of them will make you think as you shake your head and recognize something familiar. Some will make you gasp…others? Well, you'll just shake your head. (Contains STRONG adult content)

  • A Fighting Chance by C.D. Taylor

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    Former Marine Tyler Bradford just returned to his native Texas after a long stint overseas. As he’s driving home to see his family and meet his niece for the first time, another driver runs him off the road. When that car ends up in a pasture, Tyler’s rescue instincts kick in. He didn’t expect to find a sexy woman from Boston, and rescuing her wouldn’t be the only thing on his mind.

    Tiffani was called back home to Texas to settle her deceased mother’s estate. It was the last place on earth she wanted to be. She’d put thousands of miles between her and her horrible childhood memories, and didn’t think she’d ever find herself back in the Lone Star State. A twist of fate put her in the path of Tyler Bradford and turned her life upside down. Again. Can she finally forgive herself for her troubled past, or will the stubborn walls she’s erected around her heart keep everything and everyone she’s ever cared about at arm’s length?

    A Fighting Chance is the third book in the erotic romance Chances Are Series by C.D. Taylor.