comedy

  • Broken Melody by Joseph Kiel

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    Young college student Melody has been living a little recklessly recently, and this morning she woke up with all the signs of a fangover: two bite marks on her neck and no memory of the night before. Fearing she’s about to turn into a supernatural creature, she embarks on the ultimate all-nighter full of indulgence and perversions, a twisted race against time to kill the very vampire that infected her before she too will make her turn…

  • The Permanence of Pain by Desiree Lafawn

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    Two broken people don’t make a whole. But together, they might have a chance at redemption.

    Regina O’Shea is used to being tested. As a talented salesperson and strong-willed woman in a male-dominated industry, she has to be prepared for whatever they throw at her. But losing her lover to her good friend and client is the one thing she never expected—and her walls start coming down. The pain cuts her deep. And when everything starts falling apart, she feels like a spectacle, while everyone around watches her crumble.

    Beck Gallagher is a master of pain. A painter and tattoo artist, he makes his living memorializing the heartache of others. Beck has his own deep-rooted agony to deal with. But when he meets a broken young woman, the pain he lives with takes on a whole new meaning, and might be the one thing to save Regina from her own, or send her spiraling over the edge.

  • Behind the Stars by Amanda Lake

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    When the whole world stops making sense it`s time to reach for the stars.

    Behind the Stars is a feel-good romantic comedy about one nerdy misfit and his creative sister who are trying to find love, sense and each other using their own peculiar ways. With unexpected twists and lots of laughs, this story is a truly hilarious joyride.

    Peter is a highly intelligent man who knows his priorities and has plans for everything. Or how his sister Barbara would put it “a nerdy skeptical control freak with android tendencies”. When his girlfriend leaves him accusing him of being too stiff and dull, Peter accepts Barbara`s challenge – to be guided for 30 days by her astrologer`s “cosmic wisdom”. Determined to prove each other wrong, no matter how crazy the things will get, they discover that not everything is what it seems, including themselves and their close ones.

  • How to Piss Off A Dragon by JB Miller

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    Ever wonder how you get so deep into crap that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time.
    Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhea pour forth.
    In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I’m just guessing though.
    I mean really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled, naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… “Gold is not comfortable,” I yelled aloud.
    A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst.

    I digress; it is time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth…
    Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon.

  • Muscle by Lexi Whitlow

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    There’s only one girl in this town that’s off limits, and I just crossed the line.

    They call me Muscle because I’m strong, hard, and I make the rules.
    I was a SEAL. Now I’m a star.
    The hottest director in Hollywood wants me.
    All I want is his daughter.
    Hourglass figure. Legs that don’t quit.
    She’ll take my commands, then I’ll take her to bed.
    Too bad her daddy hates me, because Winter’s pregnant.
    If the tabloids get hold of this, I’m done.
    If her daddy finds out, I’m dead.
    But Winter’s mine. And SEALS don’t quit.
    Screw the fame and fortune.
    I’m about to show my muscle, and this display ain’t for the cameras.

    Can I convince Winter’s dad I’m all she needs… or will this be our last take?

    Muscle is a 60,000 word romance novel with lots of steamy second chance scenes, love and redemption, absolutely no cheating, and a bit of well-cooled revenge. Enjoy!

  • What to Kill For by Tomi Farrell

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    A single woman whose biological clock is ticking hunts for a husband in the “Land of Mr. Wrongs” also known as Los Angeles. “Fortunately,” she gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster.

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    Shannon is just another single woman in Los Angeles who is desperate to find “The One.” She is a pretty, decently-educated Episcopalian princess, and—it appears—there is absolutely nothing wrong with her. What appears to be wrong is that her Prince Charming is ten years overdue, and more than fashionably late in making his appearance.

    Meanwhile, Shannon gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster from one of the most notorious crime syndicates in Mexico. It is payback for her boss’s corruption and wrongdoing in secret, criminal transactions. Shannon’s hope for her release is slim since she knows her boss couldn’t care less about her life. She must escape on her own and return to her everyday agenda of searching for her future husband. She has to hurry, too, because she’s running out of time!

  • The Mummy by Renald Iacovelli

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    When Harold Ostrich, a successful businessman, buys a mummy at an antique shop and it comes to life, his world is turned into a nightmare. For the first time he must deal with the terror of a supernatural event, which in its persistence threatens to undermine everything he has worked for and any chance of happiness in his life.

  • “As You Wish” (Shatterproof Bond #1) by Isobel Starling

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    1 wedding, 2 best men, one hell of a love story!

    Declan Ramsay was to be best man at his brother’s wedding in Scotland, sharing best man duties with the bride’s gay kid brother Sam. The best men wouldn’t meet for the first time until a few days before the wedding, so communicated by email for more than a year.
    But on meeting Sam Aiken, Declan is surprised to see he isn’t a kid at all, but a striking, athletic blond man with a wicked sense of humor. Declan is alarmed by the ferocious attraction he feels for Sam. And as the attraction is reciprocated, the events at Dunloch Castle change everything Declan has ever believed about himself.
    But is Sam Aiken all he appears to be?