Ungranted Wishes: An Erotic Paranormal BBW Comedy Romance by Grace Risata

It would be putting it mildly to say that full-figured Cleo Welch was in a funk. Dead end job? Check. Bank account? Running low. Sex life? Non-existent.

Her luck took a turn for the better when she stumbled upon a magic brass pot at a rummage sale. After getting drunk and rubbing things the right way, Cleo found herself in possession of one extremely attractive genie who was very grateful to be released.

What’s a girl to do when a four thousand year old genie is far more interested in satisfying her every desire, rather than granting any of her wishes? Well…she does the genie. That’s a no-brainer!

WARNING: This full length novel contains quite a few explicit sex scenes (including ones involving candy that explodes, a dirty talking detective, and an ancient ritual performed with raspberries). Every scene is absolutely consensual between all parties involved. If you’re looking for a sick, twisted, dark tale – please go elsewhere, you will NOT find it here. All my stories come with a guarantee that you will crack a smile, find a happily-ever-after ending, and never have to deal with an annoying cliffhanger. There’s also no cheating, no billionaires, no bigfoot sightings, and plenty of character backstory (it’s not just a pornfest, I promise!)

Targeted Audience: OVER 21

Author Bio:
I would first and foremost like to thank everyone for taking the time to give my stories a chance. My goal is to take you out of your world, and all the stresses that go along with everyday life, and bring you into my world of romance and fantasy. I have a special weakness for hot alpha males and the feisty heroines who love them. Above all else, I hope you got a laugh out of my book. I aim to incorporate as much comedy into my romance as is humanly possible.
My professional biography is as follows (I’m not sure why it’s in the third person, evidently that’s the rule): Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
I let my mind wander and this is the stuff that it comes up with!

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Red Hot Shorts by Camille Towe

Red-Hot-Shorts-front-coverFive sizzling stories for adults only.
Full Metal Jack-it – A man accidentally swallows a Viagra pill and finds himself with a nagging problem.
Horrorgasm – A frigid woman finally finds her ‘hot button’ – fear.
Gotten Eve Eaten – The ancient gods are bored, so they create a new species and inhabit its body to experience the pleasures of the flesh. A no-holds-barred orgy ensues in an exotic garden.
This book also includes two of Camille Towe’s erotic fairy tale parodies – a naughty twist on the tales of Goldilocks and Hansel and Gretel.

Targeted Audience: Adults 21 and over

Author Bio:
There are a million stories in the naked city, and I’m one of them. My name is Camille and I write erotica.

They say you should write what you know. I’m a former exotic dancer with an uninhibited mind and a sick sense of humor. The result: A brand of adult stories that are a blend of hot sex and humor.
Some of my stories are fun, sexy romps, but my fairy tale parodies tend to push the envelope a bit.
My advice? Let go. Laugh. Whack off – beat it like it owes you money. Life’s too short to take seriously.

What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
I love short stories, so I tend to write a lot of them. As ebooks, the stories can stand alone, but they are too short for paperback. I compiled this collection for my readers to enjoy in both digital and paperback format.

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