Ungranted Wishes: An Erotic Paranormal BBW Comedy Romance by Grace Risata

It would be putting it mildly to say that full-figured Cleo Welch was in a funk. Dead end job? Check. Bank account? Running low. Sex life? Non-existent.

Her luck took a turn for the better when she stumbled upon a magic brass pot at a rummage sale. After getting drunk and rubbing things the right way, Cleo found herself in possession of one extremely attractive genie who was very grateful to be released.

What’s a girl to do when a four thousand year old genie is far more interested in satisfying her every desire, rather than granting any of her wishes? Well…she does the genie. That’s a no-brainer!

WARNING: This full length novel contains quite a few explicit sex scenes (including ones involving candy that explodes, a dirty talking detective, and an ancient ritual performed with raspberries). Every scene is absolutely consensual between all parties involved. If you’re looking for a sick, twisted, dark tale – please go elsewhere, you will NOT find it here. All my stories come with a guarantee that you will crack a smile, find a happily-ever-after ending, and never have to deal with an annoying cliffhanger. There’s also no cheating, no billionaires, no bigfoot sightings, and plenty of character backstory (it’s not just a pornfest, I promise!)

Targeted Audience: OVER 21

Author Bio:
I would first and foremost like to thank everyone for taking the time to give my stories a chance. My goal is to take you out of your world, and all the stresses that go along with everyday life, and bring you into my world of romance and fantasy. I have a special weakness for hot alpha males and the feisty heroines who love them. Above all else, I hope you got a laugh out of my book. I aim to incorporate as much comedy into my romance as is humanly possible.
My professional biography is as follows (I’m not sure why it’s in the third person, evidently that’s the rule): Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
I let my mind wander and this is the stuff that it comes up with!

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What to Kill For by Hitomi Farrell

A single woman whose biological clock is ticking hunts for a husband in the “Land of Mr. Wrongs” also known as Los Angeles. “Fortunately,” she gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster.

*****
Shannon is just another single woman in Los Angeles who is desperate to find “The One.” She is a pretty, decently-educated Episcopalian princess, and—it appears—there is absolutely nothing wrong with her. What appears to be wrong is that her Prince Charming is ten years overdue, and more than fashionably late in making his appearance.

Meanwhile, Shannon gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster from one of the most notorious crime syndicates in Mexico. It is payback for her boss’s corruption and wrongdoing in secret, criminal transactions. Shannon’s hope for her release is slim since she knows her boss couldn’t care less about her life. She must escape on her own and return to her everyday agenda of searching for her future husband. She has to hurry, too, because she’s running out of time!

What will happen to Shannon’s life now?

Targeted Audience: 21-50

Author Bio:
Hitomi Farrell began her writing career as a columnist for a major Japanese newspaper. Through considerable production work for film, TV, and other media in Los Angeles, and also working as a travel journalist, she gained extensive insight into storytelling, which inspired her to write books and screenplays.

She has written more than a dozen feature screenplays and three books thus far, and continues to write to this day.

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What to Kill For by Hitomi Farrell

A single woman whose biological clock is ticking hunts for a husband in the “Land of Mr. Wrongs” also known as Los Angeles. “Fortunately,” she gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster.

*****
Shannon is just another single woman in Los Angeles who is desperate to find “The One.” She is a pretty, decently-educated Episcopalian princess, and—it appears—there is absolutely nothing wrong with her. What appears to be wrong is that her Prince Charming is ten years overdue, and more than fashionably late in making his appearance.

Meanwhile, Shannon gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster from one of the most notorious crime syndicates in Mexico. It is payback for her boss’s corruption and wrongdoing in secret, criminal transactions. Shannon’s hope for her release is slim since she knows her boss couldn’t care less about her life. She must escape on her own and return to her everyday agenda of searching for her future husband. She has to hurry, too, because she’s running out of time!

Targeted Audience: 21-90

Author Bio:
Hitomi Farrell began her writing career as a columnist for a major Japanese newspaper. Through considerable production work for film, TV, and other media in Los Angeles, and also working as a travel journalist, she gained extensive insight into storytelling, which inspired her to write books and screenplays.

She has written more than a dozen feature screenplays and three books thus far, and continues to write to this day.

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Little Red Whore Hood by Burns Well

817o45pHxlL._SL1500“Little Red Whore Hood” is a parody of “Little Red Riding Hood”. It might make you laugh, it will probably make you vomit, and it will definitely cause you to question your faith in humanity. If you’re a little bitch who throws temper tantrums when your weak grip on reality gets a good shake, or if fiction gets you flustered, then I’m afraid you’re too much of a pussy to be allowed to read this book. So please save your money, so you can go buy a dildo and fuck yourself with it. Thank you very, very much.

Targeted Audience: 21+

Author Bio:
Not much is known about this author. Rumor has it that he wrote these books shortly before losing his mind. He now resides in an institution for the criminally insane at an undisclosed location. When he’s not writing books, he spends most of his time in a straight jacket.

What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
Emotional Trauma

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Desired By the Wolf: Part 1 (BBW Werewolf / Shifter Romance) by Mac Flynn

desired1The series is now complete and all four parts are available for purchase!

A mysterious stranger. A full moon. A strange lust.

Lenore Anderson’s plain world changes the night she meets the newcomer, Nick Connor. The new owner of a deserted old house, he exudes charm and questions. Why did he move to their small town? How is he so rich? And why does he look at Lenore with such hungry eyes? Those questions lead her into his strange, dark world and into his strong arms, and he’ll never let her go.

Desired By the Wolf: Part One the first entry in the four-part Desired By the Wolf serial, and is not intended to be read as a standalone story.

Targeted Audience: 21+

Author Bio:
A seductress of sensual words and a lover of paranormal plots, Mac enjoys thrilling reads and writings filled with naughty fun and pleasures. She writes ebooks in the paranormal and romance categories and always enjoy a good chat with fans and romance junkies, so feel free to drop her a line.

Her website: macflynn.com
Her newsletter signup: eepurl.com/RnjIP

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Desired By the Wolf: Part 1 (BBW Werewolf / Shifter Romance) by Mac Flynn

desired1A mysterious stranger. A full moon. A strange lust.

Lenore Anderson’s plain world changes the night she meets the newcomer, Nick Connor. The new owner of a deserted old house, he exudes charm and questions. Why did he move to their small town? How is he so rich? And why does he look at Lenore with such hungry eyes? Those questions lead her into his strange, dark world and into his strong arms, and he’ll never let her go.

Desired By the Wolf: Part One the first entry in the three-part Desired By the Wolf serial, and is not intended to be read as a standalone story.

Targeted Audience: 21+

Author Bio:
A seductress of sensual words and a lover of paranormal plots, Mac enjoys thrilling reads and writings filled with naughty fun and pleasures. She writes ebooks in the paranormal and romance categories and always enjoy a good chat with fans and romance junkies, so feel free to drop her a line.

Visit her at her website: http://macflynn.com
Sign up for her newsletter to receive the latest news, promotions, and treats! http://eepurl.com/tm-vn

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Red Hot Shorts by Camille Towe

Red-Hot-Shorts-front-coverFive naughty stories in one sizzling volume! Includes two of Camille Towe’s filthy fairy tales.
Featuring:
Full Metal Jack-it
Horrorgasm
Gotten Eve Eaten
Goldilocks Sucks Cocks
Horny Hansel and Greedy Gretel

Targeted Audience: 18 and over

Author Bio:
There are a million stories in the naked city, and I’m one of them. My name is Camille and I write erotica.

They say you should write what you know. I’m a former exotic dancer with an uninhibited mind and a warped sense of humor. The result: A brand of adult stories that are a blend of hot sex and humor.
Some of my stories are fun, sexy romps, but my fairy tale parodies tend to push the envelope a bit.
My advice? Let go. Laugh. Whack off – beat it like it owes you money. Life’s too short to take seriously.

What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
I like reading adult short stories, so I put together this little collection of my own for readers to enjoy.

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Covington Stone – In Honor of Remington Steele: A Stone Faced Colt by Michael Volpi

Covington-Stone-Cover-Final-REV1-June-15th__1402892841_173.180.204.50Covington Stone owns a failing private investigation agency in LA. He’s a handsome mid-30’s guy, blue collar, smart, comes from old school NYC Hell’s Kitchen tough neighborhood. He recently had a stint in the NYPD before moving to LA and inheriting his uncles PI business.

He’s ambitious; wants his agency to grow and to have big-ticket clients, with many employees and offices all over the country. He misses New York City, and is constantly grouchy about L.A.

Problem? He can’t break out of this rut of sleazy, low-end assignments – divorces, cheating spouses, drugs, prostitution, insurance fraud, with each client being more unsavory, unscrupulous, and deadbeat than the last. When he approaches “big ticket clients” like movie stars, high-end attorneys, and big business executives, they always turn their nose down at him.

Depressed and at his wits end, he attends the “Law Enforcement, Investigations and Security Industry Summit” an annual professional convention in which people in law enforcement, investigation, security, etc, can attend to promote their business, learn new tactics, meet new people, mingle, attend panels, and listen to speakers.

This seems to deject him more as he meets several people who lucked into the higher end of the industry, getting the kind of assignments he wants. Drowning his sorrows at a nearby pub, a beautiful brunette sits next to him – Kerrie Barnett, former employee of the James Lindsend Detective Agency. There he learns that she was one of Jamie’s Saints.

She suggests that he get a female partner. Not one for men to ogle, but a beautiful, resourceful, educated woman who will provide him with that ‘in’ with the type of clientele he’s seeking. Covington’s a bit old school macho and thinks that this type of work is too dangerous for a woman, but his conversation with Kerrie makes him rethink that stance.

After interviewing a whole bunch of girls, they’re either vapid or crazy. He’s about to give up for good, when suddenly, Gilberto DaCosta, a rare gems merchant shows up at his office who said that Kerrie recommended him and his “partner”. Partner?

Covington nervously plays along trying to figure out what’s going on, pretending he does have that person, and then right before his lie is about to be blown, all of a sudden appears Sarah Colt.

Forced to solve a jewel heist case, “Sarah” is very secretive about herself and he believes Kerrie sent her. Who was this woman? Was she up to something? Was she hiding something? Was she someone important? Did she have a lot of friends? Or did she upset the wrong people? Or was she dangerous? All Covington could get from the case they were working on together was that Sarah was beautiful, an expert hand to hand combatant, multilingual – she’s got a whole bunch of skills…

Targeted Audience: Adults

Author Bio:
Hello!

As a kid and a teenager I used to enjoy detective TV shows and crime dramas of all kinds. It’s a genre that goes back as far as I can remember. What did those shows have?

• Great Drama – procedural, serial (story arcs).
• Thrilling Action: car chases, chases on foot, fist fights, gun fights, and no shortage of them.
• Comedy: screwball comedy, slapstick, cheesiness, insult comedy, physical comedy, character comedy and who could forget cheesy 1-liners.
• Romance and Sexual Tension: the “will they or won’t they” cliché that takes place in many of these shows that involve a male and female lead. It is now common to television drama of all genres. It’s about finding out what the other person is hiding.
• Cross-Overs with Other Shows – On occasion, characters from other shows would be mentioned or appear to offer assistance.
• Charming & Good Looking Men and Women, character Development, Recurring Villains, Unique Plot Lines.
• Dark Tone: dark and serious tones, often disturbing and “cringeworthy”.
• Supernatural/Sci-Fi: some elements of supernatural that many people don’t believe, but are present and can either be real or a hoax. Could or could not be extraterrestrials, but could also be “objects” that can be used to harness or impose power. If in the wrong hands….
• Breaking the 4th wall, and voiceovers, talking to themselves, unmatched acting and narrations.

What are some examples of these shows? There are so many and I’m missing al ot, but I’ll name some..…

Remington Steele, MacGyver, Mike Hammer, The Equalizer, Charlie’s Angels, Hart to Hart, Simon & Simon, Cagney & Lacey, Moonlighting, CHIPS, 21 Jump Street, Hunter, Murder She Wrote, HardCastle and McCormick, Spencer For Hire, Jake & The Fat Man, Knight Rider, Magnum P.I., The A-Team, Miami Vice, Greatest American Hero.

I miss these shows and while they’ve tried to bring some of these back in movie form, they were not even close to the original source material.

So I will bring these show back in book form, just like watching an episode on TV.

I hope you will enjoy my stories and revisit some of these shows and never forget them. The joys that the shows of yesteryear have created have been a wonderful source of happiness that should always remain in everybody’s memory. That’s what entertainment is all about!

Enjoy!!

What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
TV shows from yesteryear, as indicated in the title

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Meeting the Family (The Family Business #1) by Mac Flynn

family-volume-1man who’s about to ruin the lives of many of her coworkers. Their department store employer is being merged with his family’s company, and layoffs are a part of the growing pains to grow the bottom line. Now she has to struggle with the urge to kill him or make love to him, and his advances aren’t helping.

Can George convince Alex to call off the deal, or will their love be the first thing laid off? How will George keep her coworkers from finding out about their affair? Can somebody please get her annoying manager off her back?

Targeted Audience: 21+

Author Bio:
A seductress of sensual words and a lover of paranormal plots, Mac enjoys thrilling reads and writings filled with naughty fun and pleasures. She writes ebooks in the paranormal and romance categories and always enjoy a good chat with fans and romance junkies, so feel free to drop her a line.

Visit her at her website: http://macflynn.com
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Alpha Initiation (Alpha #1) by Mac Flynn

alpha-volume-1Rebecca wasn’t looking for trouble on her night out with her girlfriends, but trouble found her in the form of a dark and handsome stranger. He swept her up and plopped her down in a world of werewolves, blood feuds, and political intrigue with a healthy dose of scandalous sex. Now she has to learn the ways of her new world before their enemies take them out of it.

Targeted Audience: 21+

Author Bio:
A seductress of sensual words and a lover of paranormal plots, Mac enjoys thrilling reads and writings filled with naughty fun and pleasures. She writes ebooks in the paranormal and romance categories and always enjoy a good chat with fans and romance junkies, so feel free to drop her a line.

Visit her at her website: http://macflynn.com
Sign up for her newsletter to receive the latest news, promotions, and treats! http://eepurl.com/tm-vn

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